Giant Steps

I hate shallow steps- it seems like I'm doing a lot of work and not going anywhere.

Grinds me up

I hate it when you offer someone coffee and they will almost automatically say: "if you're going to make some". It's not that much trouble to make coffee, and I'm not an idiot.

Yank me.

I'm also tired of hearing how the *poor* Yankees haven't made it to the World Series lately. This coming from a team that hasn't missed the playoffs since '94 (and won 4 World Series in that time frame).

Cry me a river, try being a Reds fan.

This has to be

the worlds worst blog.

to explain #10 (I don't really like pointy shoes either)

...like the one for women where some brilliant designer took a simple blanket and popped a hole in the middle of it so it's some kind of weird shawl-slash-sweater...really, it just looks like a furry poncho.

List of things most hip people like but I generally don't care for:

1. Post-Odelay Beck : too many styles, too much white-boy rapping, none of it ever really *that* good
2. Wes Anderson movies : good soundtracks usually, though
3. Dental Floss : prefer Dental Tape, thank you
4. Toyota Prius : the supposed savior to high gas prices gets real world mileage that's similar to the Corolla but LOTS more expensive.
5. College football : a handful of good games marred by oodles of 52-7's
6. Apple OS pre-X : come on Macnuts, admit it, Windows was better back then even when it sucked horribly (and your computers were still ugly too!)
7. Linux, all flavors : please, if you hate Windows, get a Mac...don't spend 10 minutes writing code to change your screen resolution
8. Most British stuff produced after 1990, excluding Boddingtons Beer and a few Radiohead albums
9. MNF on ESPN & the Pink song on SNF : don't have cable, don't like Pink
10. Fashion trends : are usually so damn ugly that they have to change'em by next year

I'm not worth 1.2 billion, but...

I just read on CNN dot com that Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-wife turned down a divorce settlement of $60 million...

Good sweet christ, wtf?!

Is it "Back on the wagon"?

Things we hate...

I recently read that those creepy, gnarled-lookin' dudes selling candy at high-traffic intersections are actually former drug addicts involved in a program to help them kick their habit. Brilliant!- let's get these guys totally OUT of their element by having them sell things on street corners to strangers.

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In my best Harriette Winslow voice... "KARL!"

Things we hate...

I hate having a blogging partner that never updates.

"Special Grammy moment" my ass...

Things we hate...

I obviously have not yet seen the live performance duet of Christina Aguilera and (the formerly awesome) Herbie Hancock, but it's gotta be terrible. I expect this kind of dumb pandering crap out of U2, but Herbie???