Names like these should scream "DON'T BUY!"
Things we hate...:
Platinum Virgin
Platinum Warlock with Widow Headstock
NJ Beast Bass
For some reason, when you hit about age 13 (and you're a male), things that are pointy and black (and possibly remind you of Dungeons and Dragons) immediately become among the cooler "things" in life you're likely to see or experience. I mean, I *guess* guitars like these are cool if you're in a freakin' Norwegian death metal band and you plan to use your guitar to slice off the heads of sheep mid-concert; but otherwise, buy something else (anything else!).
Platinum Virgin
Platinum Warlock with Widow Headstock
NJ Beast Bass
For some reason, when you hit about age 13 (and you're a male), things that are pointy and black (and possibly remind you of Dungeons and Dragons) immediately become among the cooler "things" in life you're likely to see or experience. I mean, I *guess* guitars like these are cool if you're in a freakin' Norwegian death metal band and you plan to use your guitar to slice off the heads of sheep mid-concert; but otherwise, buy something else (anything else!).
posted by Ronnie James Johnson @ 10:36 PM
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